I like cats.

take a wild guess at my name. I love soccer. everything else you'll have to find out yourself.

miketooch:

Future-me as a parent

(via shouldnt)

ocurrence:

i wonder how long it’ll take for you to realize i exist 

(via heart)

(via cringing)

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

(via cringing)

pemsylvania:

superlongscarf:

Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention

(via gaystripclub)

reverseracist:

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

white people be like white people be like but they the white people that be like

(via sorry)

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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(via cringing)

(via swarnpert)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(via sorry)

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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(via mechapuppy)